Artificial Food Fan Pillows

Cheese in a Can.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Impossicle.

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'