Artificial Food Fan Pillows

Cheese in a Can.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

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Cow Cow Plops.

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Impossicle.

You're late!

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'