Frozen Food Fan Pillows

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

TV dinner

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Warming hands over soup.

The Food of Shame.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Impossicle.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Frozen Fish

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"The chef is a frustrated architect."