Frozen Feast Fan Pillows

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I love these old decorations!"

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

TV Chef Cooking Range

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

We'll pass on the entrees...

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

Five Gold Rings

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Turkey Black Fridays.