Frozen Dessert Fan Pillows

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Apple Pie Abduction

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Panettone

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Flan-eating bacteria

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

TV Chef Cooking Range

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Banana

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."