Quirky Dessert Fan Pillows

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Apple Pie Abduction

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Flan-eating bacteria

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

French Animal Noises.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Pop up hell

Chocolate Cake

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"No dessert until you finish your dinner."

Cats celebrating birthday, cake is shaped like mouse

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'

Tim Burton Caricature

I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

Donuts. 12 off.