Dessert Fan Pillows

'There's why your feet hurt: You have candy corns!'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Chocolate Cake

Flan-eating bacteria

Apple Pie Abduction

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

'The chocolate moose?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Donuts. 12 off.

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Banana Split Personality

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."