Dessert Disaster Fan Pillows

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Apple Pie Abduction

"A little under done?"

"There goes our early night."

Flan-eating bacteria

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Chocolate Cake

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Donuts. 12 off.

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."