Dessert Disaster Fan Prints

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Apple Pie Abduction

"There goes our early night."

Flan-eating bacteria

"A little under done?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Chocolate Cake

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"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

Singing in the rain...

Donuts. 12 off.

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."