Frozen Dessert Fan Mugs

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

Panettone

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

Flan-eating bacteria

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

I love what you've done with your hare.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Banana

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."