Cold Desserts Fan Mugs

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Panettone

Flan-eating bacteria

Easter Egg Delivery

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

An unexpected success.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Chocolate Cake

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

Donuts. 12 off.

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

"Walking the food court instead of the entire mall was a great idea."

TV dinner

"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

'The chocolate moose?'

Fresh snow cones for sale.