Cold Treat Connoisseur Mugs

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

An unexpected success.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

What do you wish for next year?

"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Kevin Baking

How to make your own snickers bar

'My husband says you can't live on chocolate alone, but I don't think he's ever really tried.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

Advent fridge

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

Pet Cryogenics.

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

Fresh snow cones for sale.

'What's an OFF season?'

Welsh Cakes

"Doggie treats are just another way for humans to control us and steal our freedom."

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."