Cold Desserts Fan Gifts

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Panettone

Flan-eating bacteria

Easter Egg Delivery

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

An unexpected success.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."

Chocolate Cake

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Mom does this for everyone's birthday, if you don't applaud, no dessert for a week."

While Mike was not your typical sugar daddy, his wife Susan had her concerns. . .

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

"Did you folks enjoy your 'death by chocolate'?"

Donuts. 12 off.

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

"Our sales rate looks bad? Well, when I feel bad, some cookies and a hot chocolate work perfectly!"

TV dinner

'The chocolate moose?'

Fresh snow cones for sale.