Cold Treat Aficionados Gifts

"And for dessert, some locally sourced shaved ice."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Two boys eating ice cream

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Really, another headache.'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

Repletion.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

An unexpected success.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"More cake?"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

What do you wish for next year?

Sweets

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

The Pi Advantage

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat