Frozen Yogurt Fan Pillows

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'