Frozen Yogurt Fan Pillows

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

The Brazilian Blow dry

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Strawberry Shake

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Making healthy eating bearable.

I love what you've done with your hare.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Banana

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Yes, it is hot in here."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!