Fruit Fan Pillows

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Slot Machine Tree

Doctor to patient: 'Tell me about these melon-collie feelings.'

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'

Ball as water-melon.

Archaeologists find the ancient tomb of Tutan-Carmen-Miranda - a mummy with a bunch of fruit on her head.

Still life items, fruit and wine bottle, stretch and yawn, saying 'I'm aching, I thought he was never going to take a break.'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Doctor to patient: 'Frankly I strongly suggest that you don't even buy green bananas...'

"People say I'm a fruit but I identify as a vegetable."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Sometimes even dung beetle likes a nice strawberry"

Watermelon Sharks

Banana

"You're what?!"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Pineapple Rings

Life in the Big Apple...

Strawberry Shake

"I had a date last night."

Before God Created Oranges

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

The Still Life Revolts

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"Always a still life, never a portrait."

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"