Frosty Sculpture Fan Pillows

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Brancusi.

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

'Cold enough for you?'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

Old Man Winter

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"Takes years of me..."

Keister Island

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

"This pose is murder on my back!"

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'