Ice Sculpting Fan Pillows

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Viggo Mortensen

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Ice-Cube-IV

Alberto Giacometti.

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Miguel Ferrer

Igloo Windfarm.

"Don't be lazy."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Frederick Robinson

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

"Takes years of me..."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Lake Skater

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

Jacinda Ardern Caricature

Leonid Brezhnev

Keister Island

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'