Iron Sculpture Fan Pillows

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

About the potter.

Alberto Giacometti.

Easter bunny Island.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Frederick Robinson

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

"Takes years of me..."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

Steel fabricator

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

"This pose is murder on my back!"