Iron Sculpture Fan Pillows

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

About the potter.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Viggo Mortensen

Alberto Giacometti.

Easter bunny Island.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Miguel Ferrer

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Brancusi.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

Frederick Robinson

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

Cleaner and sculpture

"Takes years of me..."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Steel fabricator

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

"This pose is murder on my back!"

Annie Lennox