Classic Sculpture Fan Pillows

'She always reminds me of the Venus De Milo...Pretty but not quite all there!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Jason and the Aga notes,

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Habanero ..."

Rembrandt's Selfies

The drinker.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Art Vandalism

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Thomas Wyatt

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"