Classic Sculpture Fan Pillows

'She always reminds me of the Venus De Milo...Pretty but not quite all there!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Habanero ..."

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

The drinker.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Easter bunny Island.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Art Vandalism

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Thomas Wyatt

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Brancusi.