Ice Sculpture Fan Pillows

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Raging Bull on Ice

Easter bunny Island.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Don't be lazy."

A doctor statue and a patient statue

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Penguins - one is skating.

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

White Wine on Ice!

Cleaner and sculpture

"Takes years of me..."

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Lake Skater

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

Keister Island

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."