Ice Sculpture Fan Pillows

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Raging Bull on Ice

Easter bunny Island.

James Cameron

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Don't be lazy."

A doctor statue and a patient statue

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Brancusi.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Penguins - one is skating.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"Takes years of me..."

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Cleaner and sculpture

White Wine on Ice!

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Lake Skater

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

"This pose is murder on my back!"

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

Keister Island