Ice Architecture Fan Pillows

'I told you not to play with matches!'

Sick Building Syndrome

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Raging Bull on Ice

"We really need to up our game."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Lighthouse switch

"Don't be lazy."

James Cameron

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Cutting round an igloo...

Penguins - one is skating.

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

White Wine on Ice!

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

"She's a rescue."

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Igloo outhouse.

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

Designated smoking area of the gods