Ice Architecture Fan Gifts

'I told you not to play with matches!'

Sick Building Syndrome

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Raging Bull on Ice

"We really need to up our game."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Lighthouse switch

"Don't be lazy."

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Cutting round an igloo...

Penguins - one is skating.

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

White Wine on Ice!

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

"She's a rescue."

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

Igloo outhouse.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Designated smoking area of the gods

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

'And it has two bathrooms.'