Igloo Architecture Fan Pillows

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Sick Building Syndrome

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Dog Igloo.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Doubledecker bus stop

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"We really need to up our game."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Clear construction agreements are important.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Arctic Snails.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Taxi

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Igloo Art.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Business acquaintances on holiday

Arctic Hothouse

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Lighthouse switch

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Still snow!"

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Honey, wake up