Igloo Fan Pillows

'It's my mobile home.'

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sauce for the Goose

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Dog Igloo.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Migration Music

The segway RV.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic Snails.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Igloo Art.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

Taxi

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Business acquaintances on holiday

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Still snow!"

Next stop: moon!

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .