Igloo Admirer Pillows

'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

Kiosk in the Arctic.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"How was the house warming last night?"

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'As you can see, it's set back from the main thoroughfare.'

'I can see you folks are quite taken by the impressive entrance foyer.'

"I'll give you three guesses what's for dinner."

Frozen Fish

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Snow is falling...

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Igloo Art.

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Taxi

Eagle