Igloo Admirer Pillows

'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

Kiosk in the Arctic.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

I hate to see that evening sun go down...

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"How was the house warming last night?"

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

'As you can see, it's set back from the main thoroughfare.'

'I can see you folks are quite taken by the impressive entrance foyer.'

"I'll give you three guesses what's for dinner."

Frozen Fish

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snow is falling...

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Taxi

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace