Ice Fishing Fan Pillows

"Don't be lazy."

"Get Whale Soon!"

Eskimo fishing over a submarine

"I'm thinning the ice."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

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'Check out the old dude.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

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'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'