Frosty Sculpture Fan Mugs

"I don't know? It just seems to lack presence."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Cold enough for you?'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Old Man Winter

"Takes years of me..."

Ice Age.

Keister Island

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

"This pose is murder on my back!"

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'