Frosty Fan Mugs

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The Arrival of Winter.

Melted But Not Forgotten

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Beer

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I surprise you every year!"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"What was she thinking?!?"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Frozen Fish

'This is my favorite time of year!'

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

Old Man Winter