Frosty Fan Gifts

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The Arrival of Winter.

Melted But Not Forgotten

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Baby it's cold outside.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Football fan

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Beer

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"I surprise you every year!"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

'Cold enough for you?'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Frozen Fish

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill