Frost Fans Gifts

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Melted But Not Forgotten

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Frozen Fish

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Old Man Winter

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.