Frost Fan Gifts

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Snow UK.

'Cold enough for you?'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

Old Man Winter

The amount of snow we received depends on which side of the drift you live on.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."