Freeze Fan Gifts

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Old Man Winter