Freeze Frame Fan Gifts

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"But is it..?"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Artists without borders.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Portrait Gallery

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Old Man Winter

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Cold enough for you?'