Freeze Frame Fan Gifts

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I like the frame.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Portrait Gallery

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Artists without borders.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Well... the frame is nice.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Old Man Winter

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'Cold enough for you?'