Frozen Dinner Fan Gifts

'You'll find your dinner in the frozen department of our local corner shop.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Nouveau wine

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'May I recommend the red wine?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '