Freezer Fan Gifts

'I've just bought a freezer.'

Frozen Fish

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Old Man Winter

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'Cold enough for you?'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'The ice machine's broken!!'