Frozen Water Fan Gifts

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Don't be lazy."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Cold enough for you?'