Frozen Water Fan Prints

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Don't be lazy."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'Cold enough for you?'

Old Man Winter

Noah's Ark slugs.