Frozen Landscape Fan Gifts

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Tunnel of love"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

TV Chef Cooking Range

Snow is falling...

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."