Frosting Fan Gifts

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Old Man Winter

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'Cold enough for you?'

Frozen Fish