Frosting Fan T-Shirts

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Melted But Not Forgotten

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Cold enough for you?'

Frozen Fish

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

Old Man Winter

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Thank God it's Fry Day.