Frost Fans T-Shirts

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Frozen Fish

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

'Cold enough for you?'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

Old Man Winter