Freezer Fan Pillows

'I've just bought a freezer.'

Frozen Fish

"I think one of us left the deep freeze door open, last night."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

'Cold enough for you?'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Old Man Winter

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'