Frost Fan Pillows

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Snow UK.

'Cold enough for you?'

Old Man Winter

The amount of snow we received depends on which side of the drift you live on.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Melted But Not Forgotten

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Eskimos playing a card game of 'cold snap'

Frozen Fish

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"