Freeze Fan Pillows

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Oooo. That's cold."

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Melted But Not Forgotten

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Old Man Winter