Fridge Fan Pillows

"You have arrived at your destination."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Our HMO came this morning and took the refrigerator away!'

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Budget Cryogenics

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'