Fridge Fan Prints

"You have arrived at your destination."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Our HMO came this morning and took the refrigerator away!'

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Budget Cryogenics

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '