Freeze Frame Fun Gifts

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Snowprov

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Ice fisher.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'I like the frame.'

Snow is falling...

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"But is it..?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

Artists without borders.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

On the Ice.

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'I like the frame.'

ARcTic

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

Academy Pencillings.

Putting the pets out.

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'