Frame Fanatic Gifts

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'I've been framed!'

'I like the frame.'

'I like the frame.'

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

"The painting never changes. It's a frame-of-the-month."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"But is it..?"

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Artists without borders.

'Can I just buy the frame?'

Academy Pencillings.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Where your mind & battle are los

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Werewolves of London..."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Giant slug attacks a city

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Star Wars Audience