Figure Fanatic Gifts

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"We've got most of the figures. . . but we're still not sure what order to put them in."

Man Chasing After Infinite Numbers. . .

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Sales

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Ice skater

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I like the frame.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Knight

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Otto von Bismarck

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's