Figurine Fanatics Gifts

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"That's enough small talk."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Sales

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Over-reaction Man.

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I'm your sun!"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Athena

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Repossessed Properties.

'...He's an out of control freak.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

Racers' Gate.

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

"Was it someone you ate?"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"This cannoli is to die for."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."